Smartest Guy in Canada?

First off, let me say that I am not claiming to be the smartest guy in Canada!  However, as I write this I am conducting a test; an experiment of sorts!  Can I convince Google that I am the smartest guy in Canada?  If so, how long will it take for me to rank on the first page for the search phrase "smartest guy in Canada"?  Stay tuned and I'll post again if or when it happens.  I suspect that it will happen quickly but ultimately it's up to Google.

So we can all agree that I'm not the smartest guy in Canada, but let this little experiment show that I know a bit about Internet Marketing and how to get top search engine placement for virtually every type of business website.

I'll be checking the position for the phrase "smartest guy in Canada" over the next few days to see if my hypothesis rings true.  I'll keep you posted!